reqbat:

anxious for the satan party.

reversenurse:

flamingbuttwind:

ecto-bandit:

Ryan is perfection

Looks like we found the plot synopsis for the season 3 dvd cover

Breaking my original content streak because hahahahhahahhahahha

methlabrador:

opening a book and a knife falls out and stabs you and the book just says FUCK YOU on every page

sinderbella:

sataniclovemachine:

The next Crimson events is coming up quickly! As you can see, I was lucky enough to be on the poster with the always fabulous Visha Fucking Loo. Shout out to Jeremy Adshade for the photograph. I hope all the calgary locals (and maybe some out of town folks) will be at their spookiest on June 23rd! 

I’m excited. I have my costume together … evolving every day (nothing is constant).

I love my outfit but it makes me think I need to invest in shines… you’ll see :)

I could use some f/x help though… basically makeup.

scott-tape:

Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to- hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you - daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have “lost”. What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

infectioushumanwaste:

fauvette:

So this is what I did today. I ran out of ideas after a while, so if anyone has any suggestions, I’m open.

patches by Jamie are the best sort.

Let me know how that iron on patch works I’ve got some left still

I’ve always had such a crush on Columbia.